The other day, in the course of an argument, somebody called me a person with a small brain.
Even while I took offence, I recalled a line from my childhood bible, Winnie-the-Pooh by A. A. Milne:
“For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain and long words Bother me.”
I’m all with the Bear of Very Little Brain on this one: long words bother me too. Especially when used by people who don’t know what they mean.